megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

(Source: estpolis, via foreign-trill-flower)

el-lime-head:

lissycposts:

Andy Goldsworthy’s art

FFS I had to research this fucker in year 8 art and I never appreciated his work until now

(via feministfairytail)

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el-lime-head:

lissycposts:

Andy Goldsworthy’s art

FFS I had to research this fucker in year 8 art and I never appreciated his work until now

(via feministfairytail)

o-m-i-chaos:

"so what are your plans for after college?"

i will dismantle the establishment board by board

image

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kingcheddarxvii:

I volunteered at an animal shelter yesterday and while I was hosing down the dozenth dirty dog kennel I thought to myself “why am I doing this without pay again?” and then I walked into the room with like 15 kittens in it and they all started meowing at me and I was like, yes, that’s why

(via allyouneedislove-andacat)

aculthood:

"what do you want to do with your life?"image

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hijerking:

”?!” makes a sound in my head, but I can’t describe what it is.

(via lollypops-and-candycanes)

seifukucat:

damnit grandpa it’s 2021, they’re not spiders anymore, they’re arachnid americans and more importantly my friends

(via c0ral-mist)

vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

(via unknown--alone)

idanceitarotiart:

tastefullyoffensive:

Food Geometry [mrlovenstein]

There is penultimate truth in this imagery.

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idanceitarotiart:

tastefullyoffensive:

Food Geometry [mrlovenstein]

There is penultimate truth in this imagery.

(via allyouneedislove-andacat)

quickweaves:

samirafierce:

vinebox:

shoutout to oxygen

This is life literally

ON MY MAMA I BE BREATHING

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resident-hobbit:

rach-quit:

Sometimes I feel like nothing is good enough for tumblr. Disney portrays a strong female character. It’s not good enough because she’s white. Google does something for Elimination of Violence Against Women day. It’s not good enough because it’s not smacked in your face. You have to cherish the little victories, folks. The cup isn’t always half empty.

FINALLY SOMEONE FUCKING SAYS IT 

FUCKING FINALLY 

(via hootowlforlife)

ectobiologist:

officialbrostrider:

(rips off boobs) now i can wear shirts

haha and then what? ;)

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